i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Leonardo on blogging
okay i've created three or four blogs (http://www.leonardo-d-einstein.blogspot.com/ , http://www.somewhatclearmind.blogspot.com/ ) and signed up for google (http://www.google.com/) adsense (http://www.adsense.com/) but so far no results. i was hoping to buy (http://www.lendingtree.com/) a new car (http://www.mazda.com/) from the proceeds but it has been three or four days (http://www.calendar.com/) now and i haven't even earned enough to buy one of those pine tree shaped air fresheners (http://www.pinesmellsgood.com/) that hang from the rear view mirror (http://www.napa.com/) to freshen up my old pontiac grand prix (http://www.gm.com/). i may have to take things into my own hands (http://www.allstate.com/) to try and generate more revenue (http://www.irs.gov/) from this venture. perhaps i could appeal to the philanthropic (http://www.redcross.org/, http://www.pbs.org/, http://www.npr.org/, http://www.salvationarmy.org/) spirit of internet community. Please click on some of my sponsors! Please spread the word about these blogs. no that is too demeaning (http://www.therapy.com/). perhaps i need a mentor to help me with a business model (http://www.thedonald.com/). i saw donald trump (http://www.filthyrichhairdo.com/) on the ellen degenerate (http://www.ellen.com/) show (http://www.nbc.com/) this morning. donald says that if you need viagra (http://www.viagra.com/), then you'r (http://www.websters.com/) probably with the wrong girl (http://www.playboy.com/). that line (http://www.na.org/) is destined to become a classic (http://www.time-life.com/
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment