i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
death row gourmet
What would you order as a last meal if you were on death row? Think about it--no concerns about fat, carbs, cholesterol, salt, nitrites, nitrates, mercury, uranium, etc, etc. If you give this a little thought you will soon find that you can plan a whole smorgasborg. I must warn you, however, that if you decide to share this with others they may not appreciate it, but hey, grandma always said you should plan your future. She also said you should look on the bright side and try to find the good in every thing. My own wife doesn't understand me on this, but to her I say, "Hey, a man can dream can't he?"
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