i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Friday, February 03, 2006
streaking at walmart
if your child gets away from you in the middle of a diaper change and runs naked through walmart, it is better for your own self-esteem to point at the child and laugh like everybody else than it is to chase the child through sporting goods.
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