I've been working in the education field long enough now that I think it's time to start my own school.  As a startup, our goals will be modest -- we're going to train people for careers in putting the little stickers on fruit in grocery store produce departments.  Low tuition and you can get your degree in as little as 3 weeks, if you  enroll full time and really apply yourself.  No excuses.  The ball is in your court...., or the apple is in your basket.