i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Who do these people think they are anyway?
Congress today tabled all discussions of budgets and wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Libya, so they could so they could focus on pressing matters concerning charlie sheen, lindsay lohan, and snooki.
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