i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Wednesday, July 03, 2013
Digging Elvis
Michigan State Police are exhuming Elvis' grave at Graceland today in search of the remains of Jimmy Hoffa. They are acting on a tip that Elvis was recently sighted running the Teamsters' Union.
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