FAG

I'm starting a new feature with this blog. Instead of a Frequently Ask Questions, I'm offering Frequent Answers Given. you can get a FAQ anywhere. when you need a FAG, remember you saw it here first. without further ado, here they are:

1. probably not
2. No
3. Hell no.
4. HELL NO!!
5. Are you an idiot? (this is a rhetorical answer)
6. Are you a @#$%ing idiot? (rhetorical answer)
7. Are you crazy? (again rhetorical)
8. Are you @#$%ing crazy? (another rhetorical)
9. Your momma was on crack when she conceived you wasn't she? (yes, i know)
10. Your momma gave you crack when you were a baby didn't she? (a pattern is developing)
11. Your momma gave you crack and dropped you on your head when you were a baby didn't she? (okay, okay)
12. maybe
13. possibly
14. mmmmm.
15. against my better judgement
16. i'll take it under advisement
17. it's against policy
18. we don't do it that way here
19. the last time we did that it was a disaster
20. you don't want to know
21. i think _______ (insert scapegoat name here) was working on that
22. tomorrow
23. tomorrow, i promise
24. okay, but let me go to the bathroom first
25. we'll get started on that next