i wake up early some mornings to the pitter-patter of little footsteps. i roll over and gently caress my wife's naked shoulder and whisper in her ear that we need to buy more mouse traps.
Friday, February 03, 2006
stinking it to the man
i have a friend who claims he has conditioned his body to go to the bathroom only when he's at work. he says it boosts his self esteem to sit and think about what he is getting paid $16 an hour to do. and it saves him money on toilet paper.
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